I'm not going to mince my words here.
If you've got a salary review coming up or if you're interviewing for a new job, hit me up. I'd love to give you advice on securing a significantly bigger paycheck. Especially if you're a woman.
Seriously. I have incredible penmanship (I'm so humble too) and I'd be more than happy to dedicate a conversation's worth of time for dispensing advice or helping you frame and perfect your arguments for increasing your take-home by 50%.
I've helped quite a few people in the past, no strings attached, because seeing other people win brings me joy. Increasing the luck of other people is an amazing feeling. Whether you'd like advice on how to navigate through an interview process, write a better cover letter, or justify a pay raise, I want to help you.
Obviously there's no guarantee, but you will at the very least get a significant dose of BDE/confidence that will benefit you in one way or another. My only criteria is that you're a geniune person, not a piece of shit (I will do a quick stalk of your social media), and are actually willing to take the leap to improve your life. I love you and I'll be waiting for your requests.
Sincerely, a gritty white dude with the energy and willingness to make a positive dent on this pale blue dot.